Bulletproof Buttocks

How many of you guys wake up in the middle of the night, stumble to the bathroom, and go about your business in complete darkness – only to realize you’ve “missed” the next morning? Well, thank goodness for Toilet Landing Lights! This goody will illuminate your way to on-target relief! And here’s something for those […]

Goddess of Chaos and Confusion

Cleaning out my e-mail inbox and found this from earlier this year… he’s complaining about having to complete ONE subscription form for AimDIRECT Entrepreneur Ezine. From: “John (last name deleted)” Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2003 14:59:53 +0100 To: Editor Subject: Millions of Forms to fill !!! HOW MANY TIMES AM I EXPECTED TO FILL IN […]

Resorting to porn.

Maybe it’s my eyes… or all the saucy Internet marketing posts. Either way, this woman felt the need to send me this “grammatically challenged” notice to take down my porn site. From: “Miriam (last name deleted)” Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 To: Carmen Subject: Note to cease and desist. Carmen, I came to your site […]

How long before you’re a millionaire?

Here’s a free calculator to see how long it will take you to become a millionaire : )

You like it rough?

I’ve noticed a few newsletters and blogs where the writer “suddenly” experienced a shift to a more “rough” and “raw” personality. Wha.. huh? Is that the “in” thing now? Have I really managed to join the ranks of the old-and-crusty without realizing it? Is being Chris Rock-like so profitable, that writers are ready an willing […]

Jerks. I’m sick of ’em.

I’ve crossed paths with an overwhelming number of incredibly interesting individuals in the recent few months. Who woulda thunk I’d be so fortunate to “meet” so many kind, talented, compassionate, successful, and ambitious people via the Internet : ) I’ve also had the misfortune of bumping into “jerks” (I’m sure you’d be able to come […]

Selling ’66six’ on eBay

Seems you can bid on anything from “nothing” to everything on eBay now-a-days… collectibles, homes, luxury cars, nothing, babies (remember when a woman put her adopted baby on auction just to “see” how much she could get from selling him? sicko.), and even – hell? Apparently, John Sojourner, an entrepreneur from New Mexico was cashing […]

Hunt naked women for $10,000?

They call it, “Hunting for Bambi.” Somewhere in Las Vegas, men pay $10,000 to chase after naked women with paintball guns. Each woman is paid $1,000 if they were hit with a paintball, and $2,500 if they made it through without being hit. Just when I thought I’ve seen them all… guess I better start […]

Clouds in the house?

It’s Friday the 13th… ohhhhh creepy. So, I was describing to a friend what I thought would be the perfect view from my bedroom window… mountains, the ocean, trees, clouds… Yeah, good luck finding that in the suburb of Chicago. Don’t get me wrong tho… we have a *beautiful* city. No matter how often we […]

So, where’s my free laptop?

I’m a glutton for punishment. You’ve seen programs promising to send you a free laptop (computer, car, home, an organ, whatever) after a certain number of people (77 in this case) sign up after you. Well, I joined one back in 10/02… I paid $29 for “admin” fees and waited for my name to climb […]

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