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Are THANK YOU’s Out Of Style?

When someone helps you – no matter how insignificant you feel the act was… do you remember to say, “Thank You”? Well, DO YOU? It’s not even that time of the month, but, I’m totally PMS-ing out because of some ungrateful people user who, for some unknown reason, think it’s perfectly acceptable to take up […]

*Not So Free* Agent Path – Revisited

On August 5th, I received an e-mail that read: Hi, It’s xxxxx xxxxx Would you consider being in my Master Mind group of 12 people? Of course, I had no reason to *not* trust this person who invited me. So, I went ahead and took a look at the referred site. The web copy clearly […]

How NOT to look like a LOSER

I’ve witnessed the most ridiculous “conversation” between two business owners. This took place at a very popular Internet marketing forum. (Names have been changed out of courtesy.) A business owner (Richie Goodguy) started a thread detailing his marketing service. It was professional and friendly. Shortly, a competitor (Krabby Twinkie) began posting in the most hostile […]

Goddess of Chaos and Confusion

Cleaning out my e-mail inbox and found this from earlier this year… he’s complaining about having to complete ONE subscription form for AimDIRECT Entrepreneur Ezine. From: “John (last name deleted)” Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2003 14:59:53 +0100 To: Editor Subject: Millions of Forms to fill !!! HOW MANY TIMES AM I EXPECTED TO FILL IN […]

Resorting to porn.

Maybe it’s my eyes… or all the saucy Internet marketing posts. Either way, this woman felt the need to send me this “grammatically challenged” notice to take down my porn site. From: “Miriam (last name deleted)” Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 To: Carmen Subject: Note to cease and desist. Carmen, I came to your site […]

Jerks. I’m sick of ’em.

I’ve crossed paths with an overwhelming number of incredibly interesting individuals in the recent few months. Who woulda thunk I’d be so fortunate to “meet” so many kind, talented, compassionate, successful, and ambitious people via the Internet : ) I’ve also had the misfortune of bumping into “jerks” (I’m sure you’d be able to come […]

Selling ’66six’ on eBay

Seems you can bid on anything from “nothing” to everything on eBay now-a-days… collectibles, homes, luxury cars, nothing, babies (remember when a woman put her adopted baby on auction just to “see” how much she could get from selling him? sicko.), and even – hell? Apparently, John Sojourner, an entrepreneur from New Mexico was cashing […]

Hunt naked women for $10,000?

They call it, “Hunting for Bambi.” Somewhere in Las Vegas, men pay $10,000 to chase after naked women with paintball guns. Each woman is paid $1,000 if they were hit with a paintball, and $2,500 if they made it through without being hit. Just when I thought I’ve seen them all… guess I better start […]

So, where’s my free laptop?

I’m a glutton for punishment. You’ve seen programs promising to send you a free laptop (computer, car, home, an organ, whatever) after a certain number of people (77 in this case) sign up after you. Well, I joined one back in 10/02… I paid $29 for “admin” fees and waited for my name to climb […]

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